Hey Mom, I learned how to read and write...
My other blog has no friends :( I’m clearly even more uncool than I thought

thecynicalcrayon:

People of the world I am going to make an announcement on behalf of mothers & fathers everywhere…Drum roll please…

Do not touch our children!!! I love the fact that you may find them cute.

Please feel free to wave, play Peek-a-boo, sing a song or make funny faces.

If I do not know you…

on single mothers: ugh you are the ruin of this country couldn't you just keep your legs together you dumb welfare slut
on single fathers: oh god you brave man raising your kid(s) all on your own that must be really hard what bitch would leave a hero like you she must be a whore
I wish I would have seen a round crib like this when I was looking…Oh my gosh it is adorable.

I wish I would have seen a round crib like this when I was looking…Oh my gosh it is adorable.

So, they criticize all of the moms who don’t do it, BUT they want to stop those who actually do just because they live differently…So, if some how natural born men were able to breastfeed we would tell them no? He still has the ability to feed his child, why not let him use the one part of his naturally born body that he’s comfortable with?


(I hate yahoo articles as it is, but I was too annoyed to look at another source)

I am obsessed with this little girl.

I am obsessed with this little girl.

Separate blog

So, I have decided to keep my parenting stuff and pictures in a separate blog…This will make my rants and pictures of my daughter separate instead of awkwardly places between gifs and memes…

http://byebyebabyweighthellobaby.tumblr.com/

Being a baby was extra hard that day…

Being a baby was extra hard that day…

When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy.
 - James Matthew Barrie
lexiofaquaria:

Woah what da fuck??

lexiofaquaria:

Woah what da fuck??

Gender is a state of mind (boy,girl, trans). Sex is what you have in your pants (male, female).

Gender is a state of mind (boy,girl, trans). Sex is what you have in your pants (male, female).

These SLIPPERS are too cute! 

These SLIPPERS are too cute!